The sings as unqualified professions:

sofialily440:

Aries: Ghost

Taurus: Pokemon trainer

Gemini: Virus coder

Cancer: Ron-com expert

Leo: Shipper

Virgo: Vampire

Libra: Plushie executioner

Scorpio: Pirate

Sagittarius: Horse milker

Capricorn: Clown

Aquarius: Parent murderer

Pisces: Cuttlefish keeper

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