the fact that I can’t grow horns is really cramping my style
Tag: homestuck
The sings as unqualified professions:
Aries: Ghost
Taurus: Pokemon trainer
Gemini: Virus coder
Cancer: Ron-com expert
Leo: Shipper
Virgo: Vampire
Libra: Plushie executioner
Scorpio: Pirate
Sagittarius: Horse milker
Capricorn: Clown
Aquarius: Parent murderer
Pisces: Cuttlefish keeper
the best thing in all of homestuck is when we saw what the kids would be like if they didn’t play sburb and grew up, jade, rose, and dave all became dedicated anti fascists who literally rebelled against a dictatorship and murdered important members of the regime, while john literally was just A Stand Up Comedian
alpha john was probably a saboteur, because that is the sweetest prank of all. he was just good enough never to get caught, in part because he doesn’t have the strilonde urge to stab one’s enemies in the eyes and ride their corpses down a waterfall
every time i see a post about homestuck i’m more and more confused and more scared to try and read it
Is… john egbert.. john mulaney?
The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This
You’re Not Wrong
