potter-otter14:

John Mulaney was accidentally made immortal in the early 20th century by a witch named Petunia who later turned herself into a dog by accident and John takes it upon himself to care for her to his annoyance because she promised him she’d reverse the spell on his immortality one day

j4gm:

This diagram displays all the shows whose creators originally worked on one of the other cartoons in the diagram, originating from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack.

I was inspired to do this after seeing a comment about how J.G. Quintel, Pen Ward, and Alex Hirsch all worked together on Flapjack and then went on to make three of the most beloved shows of the 2010s: Regular Show, Adventure Time, and Gravity Falls respectively.

I’ve probably missed some other shows, so let me know! You could also take this back a lot further and add a bunch more cartoons, but things start to overlap and get complicated when you go back further than Flapjack.

The Owl House doesn’t have an official logo yet so I apologise for the crappy icon.

kaylapocalypse:

tilthat:

TIL we now know rats react differently when men are around than they do women, potentially invalidating 100 years of behavioural studies using lab rats

via reddit.com

“Rats and mice show increased stress levels when handled by men rather than women, potentially skewing study results.”

captoring:

dfab means designated female at birth. fmab means Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

futchybemme:

shout out to my mutuals of 6+ years who probably have like CIA level dirt on me from when we were all into homestuck

werebike:

you: stop being overdramatic

me:

snarthurt:

yeettherich:

snarthurt:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

my restaurant idea is a restaurant where you order something, and the server comes and throws it at you, if you catch all of the ingredients then it’s free

if you don’t catch any of the ingredients, you will be thrown out and banned forever

hello waiter i would like to order one baseball

You successfully catch cork, rubber, yarn, and leather, and pay $0 for 0 calories of food. Everyone laughs as you cry through the yarn caught in your teeth

if you think something as insignificant as eating a raw baseball would make me cry you underestimate my strength greatly and you do so at your own peril