snarthurt:

yeettherich:

snarthurt:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

my restaurant idea is a restaurant where you order something, and the server comes and throws it at you, if you catch all of the ingredients then it’s free

if you don’t catch any of the ingredients, you will be thrown out and banned forever

hello waiter i would like to order one baseball

You successfully catch cork, rubber, yarn, and leather, and pay $0 for 0 calories of food. Everyone laughs as you cry through the yarn caught in your teeth

if you think something as insignificant as eating a raw baseball would make me cry you underestimate my strength greatly and you do so at your own peril

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