An Edna suit would NEVER have torn within the first what, week? Of wear. Galbaki or however you spell his name is slacking. Mr Incredible’s suit only tore after 15 years in storage and then a cut my an ultrahard metal droid. The Galbaki suit tore after a bout of hand-to-hand combat. Pathetic. This is a Mode house.
I had the WORST fucking nightmare last night that I took a Lyft up a mountain pass in a super dangerous road and my driver was like this super fly 80 year old lady who didn’t give a single fuck and drove recklessly, and I was SCREAMING the entire time that we were gonna die, and at one point she drove off the road straight off a cliff and I thought “THIS IS IT, THIS IS HOW I GO” but she pressed a button and her car fucking TURNED INTO AN AIRPLANE and she was like: “BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DIE! NOT TODAY BITCH, NOT TODAY!”
action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him
none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty
Someone make a movie please.
Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and
Black people if you stay indoors most of the day and are rarely in the sun start taking vitamin D supplements to ward off cancer, the melanin in our skin is designed to absorb sunlight but when we deprive ourselves of it we are depriving ourselves of our most efficient source of vitamin D
Stay lovely 💕✨
and as a black person, its ok to tan. even if youre dark skinned
GUYS OUR DARKER SKIN IS DESIGNED TO REFLECT SUNLIGHT IT TAKES US LONGER TO ABSORB VITAMIN D FROM THE SUN THAN IT DOES WHITE PEOPLE SO IF YOURE BARELY IN THE SUN AS IT IS, YOU MAY BE IN GREAT DANGER, PROTECT YOUR HEALTH!!!
when all that self hate towards your blackness fucks up your health 🤷🏽♀️
^^real talk sis, this is especially for those folks dodging sunlight so they dont get “too dark”
