“Capoeira is an Afro-Brazilian martial art developed by African slaves in Brazil, and basically Africans wanted to disguise their martial arts and training as a dance, and I think Capoeira is one of the most beautiful things that has ever been created evolve from oppression.”
Context: We started the campaign in a small tavern. My character, a dwarf bard named Fredrick, was singing to the patrons for some extra coin. When our rogue approached me asked me to sing him a song.
Fred: I see what’s happening yeah… you’re face to face greatness and it’s strange! You don’t even know how to feel… it’s adorable! Nice to see that Lizards never change! Open your eyes let’s begin! Yes it’s really me, it’s Fredrick, breathe it in! I know it’s a lot, the Beard, the Bod! When you’re staring at a Dwarf Bard!-
Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
I felt compelled
I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.
