Context: We started the campaign in a small tavern. My character, a dwarf bard named Fredrick, was singing to the patrons for some extra coin. When our rogue approached me asked me to sing him a song.
Fred: I see what’s happening yeah… you’re face to face greatness and it’s strange! You don’t even know how to feel… it’s adorable! Nice to see that Lizards never change! Open your eyes let’s begin! Yes it’s really me, it’s Fredrick, breathe it in! I know it’s a lot, the Beard, the Bod! When you’re staring at a Dwarf Bard!-
Rogue: I literally pay you to stop now.
Sing me a song, Bard!
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