glitterfilledballoons:

My favorite favorite FAVORITE thing

Is when artists draw all the taz characters as super cool and fashionable, and then draw barry bluejeans as THE plainest white boy out there it just cracks me up every time I see Lup, long pointed ears with several piercings, wildly outlandish but somehow still hot outfit, sassy, cute, overall absolutely stunning, making googly eyes at Barry from IT, in a polo, jeans, glasses, 5:00 shadow, looking like an unseasoned slice of wonder bread

lullabyknell:

cloudvelundr:

lullabyknell:

lullabyknell:

Sorry, I’m not up to date on the details of Star Wars outside the movies, but was R2-D2, like, Leia’s droid between the Prequels and the Original Trilogy? Whatever the case, I think I might need it to happen in a crack fic. 

Because I’ve suddenly imagined R2-D2 accompanying Leia to her Senate meetings. In reality, it would probably be very dangerous for R2 and Leia. But I think it would be perfect for a crack fic. 

Like, just imagine if Leia and R2 are just strolling around the halls of the Senate, with Leia ranting to R2 about something or other. And then bump into an older Senator by accident. And at first it’s all pleasantries and apologies, but then the older Senator takes one look at R2, turns a color that is not a good color for their people to turn, and then says in utter horror, “IT’S YOU!” 

Because surely there must be older Senators out there from before the Empire, who remember that horrible little nightmare droid who tailed those awful Jedi around and occasionally Senator Amidala. (Like, there must be people out there who witnessed R2 blow up a building or even straight-up kill someone.) 

And Leia’s like, “What? You know my droid?” 

And the Senator’s got a hand over their heart, both to soothe themselves and a little protectively, and says, “My dear, I couldn’t forget that thing if I was dead. That’s the little bastard who set me on fire! Granted, it was an accident and it saved Senator Amidala’s life again, but still. She was far too fond of it! That and that debonair Jedi it belonged to!” 

And Leia lights up immediately because oho, this is interesting. Meanwhile R2 is basically swearing up a storm trying to push her away. And the Senator has an expression on their face like, “Oh, damn, I shouldn’t have said that.” 

Anyway, Leia accidentally figures  out who her parents were because R2 is a memorable asshole that old politicians still see in their nightmares. 

I want either that crack fic or an even crackier fic that goes like this:

Darth Vader: *walking down a hall in the Senate building, annoyed af that the Emperor is making him be here to intimidate people for some vote or another, scrolling clickbait quizzes or ship commercials on his datapad*

The sound of something clattering comes from ahead. Darth Vader looks up and sees a droid getting kicked out of a conference room, beeping explicitly and indignantly over just being lost, at the far end of the hall. The droid looks down the hall at Darth Vader. It’s unmistakably R2-D2.

Darth Vader: “…”

R2-D2: “…”

R2: *backs up one inch*

Vader: *takes one step forward*

R2: *SCREAMS*

R2-D2 whirls around immediately and flees around the corner. Vader is too surprised to immediately stop his old droid, but drops the datapad and books it after him (as much as DV can book it). What proceeds is probably a Star Wars version of the Benny Hill chase between R2-D2 and Darth Vader.

It ends in R2, covered in soot and scratches, barely managing to get away after causing enormous amounts of mayhem and property damage.

Leia: “There you are! Artoo, where have you been?”

R2: *beeps* (translation: “Out.”)

So uh

Excellent. This is exactly what I wanted. 

macleod:

junkrat-the-junker-rat:

thatgirlonstage:

kaycxpher:

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”

“I roll to come up with an escape plan” 

“Alright roll”

“…I got a one”

“I try to convince the horse to break us out”

“Roll…animal handling?”

“I got a twenty”

Y’know now that I’ve seen this post I don’t think I’ve ever seen the movie like I thought I had

systlin:

harbinger-of-madness:

wasteland-mama:

systlin:

communistcrystalgems:

systlin:

theflashisgone:

systlin:

The leaves are edible too. 

And it wouldn’t hurt, but the problem is that it grows so fast that I doubt people could eat fast enough to keep up with it. You could eat kudzu three meals a day and it could still outpace you. 

Is kudzu suitable for livestock feed?

Yes! A control effort that is showing promise is using goats to eat it!

Professional Eating Goats

THE HEROES WE NEED, BUT DO NOT DESERVE

Kudzu tastes kinda like grape kool-aid, if anyone was wondering.

So…you know…purple. 👍

… I have never felt so enlightened yet so confused at the same time because of plants.

TBH that’s a normal response to a whole lot of stuff when you start learning about plants.