Cute names to call your crush

godsperfectidiiot:

effortmaximal:

  • Grumpy old fucker with a Winter Soldier arm
  • Spineless shitstick
  • John Connor
  • Racist son of a bitch
  • One-Eyed Willy
  • Thanos

Or, if you’re a little more thirsty (i.e. Cable):

  • Dumb cunt
  • Handsome
  • Annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy
  • Jabbering buttplug

@bredintowar

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