OKAY BUT HARRY POTTER AU WHERE HARRY MEETS A CAT ON HIS FIRST DAY OF HOGWARTS AND CUDDLES IT AND TELLS IT ALL ABOUT HIS TROUBLES AND BEING ABUSED BY THE DURSLEYS JUST SO HE HAS SOMEONE TO TALK TO AND SUDDENLY A VERY ANGRY MINERVA MCGONAGALL APPEARS AND JUST LIKE GOES THE FUCK UP TO DUMBLEDORE WITH HARRY IN TOW AND IS LIKE “I TOLD YOU THOSE MUGGLES WERE SO GOOD FUCK YOU HE’S MINE NOW C’MON SON!”  AND HARRY IS LOVED.