amusedAnarchist

churchyardgrim:

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:

just-shower-thoughts:

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE
DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

knightofbunnies:

diditmarketing:

Awesome infographic on ideal social media posting times from Sumall & LinkedIn.

Artist friends, this is especially helpful information because the time you post your art can have a big impact on how many people see it!

409s:

g-stringofsuburbia:

green day releasing “back in the usa” and blatantly criticizing donald trump through the music video really makes me think of how this has all happened before with american idiot/george w bush and how this new song (even the title itself) LITERALLY sounds like green day cracking their knuckles and going like “bitch have you guys learned nothing since the last time we did this”

fallen-in-love-suggestion:

I want to fall asleep with my head on your chest

possiblestoner:

marzipanandminutiae:

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

dokirosi:

we’re painting the roses red!
wip

Alice – Steven Universe
Padparadscha Sapphire – The white rabbit (bc she’s always late)
Rutile twins – the twins
Fluorite – the caterpillar
Rhodonite – the Mad Hare
Rubies – the cards
Yellow DIamond – The queen of hearts
Lars – Cheshire cat (bc he has cat powers and every time he grins he looks like Cheshire cat)

peachybeesplease:

julian: I’m very sorry, count…

lucio: give it to me straight doctor. what do I have

julian: I’m afraid you’ve been diagnosed with… updog

lucio: wh… what is updog

julian, shouting into the hall: asRA GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU I COULD MAKE HIM SAY IT

mypandemonium:

birbb:

Here’s a cat thing. Obviously it doesn’t cover everything, but still some pretty common foods around most peoples homes.

I’m so glad I found the cat one! I keep finding the dog one and that’s cool and everything, but cats are important too.

portaltwo:

portaltwo:

I want moira to hate tracer bc she’s British. Like just fucking loathe her

Tracer: [has the slipstream accident]

Moira visiting her when she’s being held in containment and flicking in and out of reality: aye how’s that feel ye fuckin little prick

jjesses:

Uprising (2017) // Retribution (2018)