pistol-kitten:

What I thought peer pressure was gonna be: “here try this DRUG”

What peer pressure actually is: “when are you gonna make a fursona”

bean-of-the-sky:

Ruby: *proposes to Sapphire while wearing a cowboy outfit, the wind blowing dramatically as the sun rises*

Me: *choking back tears* fucking superb, you funky little lesbian

aut0-resp0nder:

seven word horror story

listen up yall this shit is ironic

lkprime:

Bismuth: “So who’s the green one?”

Steven: “That’s Peridot, she’s been a Crystal Gem ever since she called Yellow Diamond a clod.”

Bismuth: “…”

Bismuth: “I like her.”

watsonshoneybee:

the funniest fuckin part of the whole hobbit film trilogy is when they get to erebor and bilbo’s like “hey what’s that a picture of” and they’re like “what you came to steal. the arkenstone” and he’s like “…which is?” and they have to be like “it’s a gem lad” like that boy followed these dwarves 750 miles on foot chased by orcs and didn’t even know what he was supposed to do when he got there. have you ever wanted to be dicked down by a richard armitage character so hard you walked 750 miles on the off chance that stealing something would get you into his pants without even knowing what you were supposed to steal. and he didn’t even get dicked down in the end. a real tragedy