amusedAnarchist

aeriamamaduck:

Shorter: You were stabbed. Don’t you remember anything?

Ash: Only the ambulance to the hospital.

Eiji: That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you.

Ash: But I heard a siren.

Shorter: That was Eiji.

Eiji: Sorry, I got nervous.

omarnorthtower:

aquosevolved:

Some uncultured plebian: What about Zero Suit Dark Samus?

Me: Have fun touching yourself to a horrifying mass of veins and see-through bones.

the-abstract-painter:

real-pcys:

real-pcys:

hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

a classic example

daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it

mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too

Too real.

thatravenclawbitch:

Colin Firth is really out here living his best life in 2018, swinging around on a boat to Dancing Queen and Titanic posing with Stellan Skarsgard on the prow and still ending up drenched in a body of water while wearing a white shirt because he respects his own legacy. 

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

there needs to be a mamma mia 3 because there needs to be a role for hugh jackman in this franchise