I’m sorry, I needed a tusk to impress a girl. And on the list of the top three things I’ve done to impress girls, that’s like the least embarrassing.
(Brutally kills a wolf) FEMINISM!
Boy Howdy, look at this ancient circle. It’s where they used to have… uh. Lemonade stands.
(To Uthgred the Unbroken) Holy shit woman, kiss me in the river. It’s romantic, right? There’s the moon, we’re up to our wieners in water. We’re talking about Todd Howard, which gets every woman hot.
Who are you? Are you a very offensive allegory for the Romani people?
We’ll settle down, adopt that orphan child and raise her to be her own punchy lesbian.
(Sing-songing) shot ‘im in the dick, shot ‘im in the dick, shot ‘im in the dick
If my Uncle Tim right now was raising mammoths for mammoth cheese? That’d be fucking rad. A hell of a lot better than the meth he used to do.
I’m already having a weird day. I just killed a bunch of vegans in that tower and I’m feeling really bad about it.
I don’t have time for this shit. I gotta go up this big goddamn mountain. Another one. Goddamn Nords living on their Goddamn Rocks. Get. On. Our. Level.
(In a fake British accent) I’ve got the buffest legs in all the realm, m’lord!
(Staring at a tower on a rock in the middle of a lake) I swear on my niblets, if that’s the fucking place I have to go, I’m killing every last person in this Chili’s tonight.
• Griffin uploaded a demo of Game Maker studio 2 with Pat to Polygon, where he shows off two mostly functional games that he designed himself and programmed in about 30 hours
• Griffin uploaded the Adventure Zone as a filler episode for MBMBAM when Justin was on parental leave.
• In the Adventure Zone, when Griffin first started composing original tracks, he prefaced it with “I’m just starting out, so I’m not good at it…” These soundtracks raised over $10,000 for charity.
What I’m saying is that Griffin could basically make Undertale 2 over a weekend if he was bored. I’m not sure I can comprehend that level of power
This reminds me of Clint’s foreword in The Adventure Zine where he mentions that Griffin taught himself to read at 2 ½ years old because he would watch his brothers read Final Fantasy dialogue out loud and…
Everything about Griffin just make so much sense
God gave Griffin anxiety because otherwise he would be unstoppable
• Griffin uploaded a demo of Game Maker studio 2 with Pat to Polygon, where he shows off two mostly functional games that he designed himself and programmed in about 30 hours
• Griffin uploaded the Adventure Zone as a filler episode for MBMBAM when Justin was on parental leave.
• In the Adventure Zone, when Griffin first started composing original tracks, he prefaced it with “I’m just starting out, so I’m not good at it…” These soundtracks raised over $10,000 for charity.
What I’m saying is that Griffin could basically make Undertale 2 over a weekend if he was bored. I’m not sure I can comprehend that level of power
This reminds me of Clint’s foreword in The Adventure Zine where he mentions that Griffin taught himself to read at 2 ½ years old because he would watch his brothers read Final Fantasy dialogue out loud and…
Everything about Griffin just make so much sense
God gave Griffin anxiety because otherwise he would be unstoppable
Big math news! It’s been thirty years since mathematicians last found a convex pentagon that could “tile the plane.” The latest discovery (by Jennifer McLoud-Mann, Casey Mann, and David Von Derau) was published earlier this month. Full story.
“I pick up the knife” is now a mini-meme among my party and obviously it just means “I did something impulsive and now it’s going to take two sessions to solve.”
“I pick up the knife” saga continues because listen we can sit around failing investigation checks all day or we could play d&d
You know, after all of these years My Chemical Romance is still,,, like,,, My Comfort Band. You know, like comfort food??? My Chemical Romance is a chocolate cake sitting in the kitchen, and me and my depression are two Emo Rats, that sneak into the kitchen at 3 a.m., to steal a slice of cake. Except the cake isn’t cake, it’s just Gerard Way screaming about vampires and how he wants to die.
