you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined
Separation of young children, in fact any children, from their carer is
child abuse, and I would love to see those who initiated and implemented
this policy charged with this offence.
“Elder dragons are titanic in stature and strength, godlike in power and intellect, and diabolical in the depths of their schemes. Some are more patient than others with humans and other mere mortals, but all of them are convinced of their sheer superiority over mortals in every measure that matters. Their magic is so great, their lives so long, and their vision so far-reaching that they can easily overlook the ephemeral existences of humans and their ilk. Their machinations can topple civilizations, erase continents, and even tear holes in the fabric of time. On Dominaria legends of an ancient Elder Dragon War describe five elder dragons as the only survivors of an ages-long conflict against others of their kind. They are said to have become the ancestors of all dragons, drakes, and wurms on their home plane and possibly beyond.” – #MTGM19 Player’s Guide.
*whispering* “Also, I have no idea why I’m whispering all of this.”
“Go check it out!”
Oh dear, as much as I would love to take credit for this blog, it isn’t actually run by me, despite the similar names. As much as “Bace Jeleren” is my brand, this blog is run by somebody else.
A couple of things I’ve learned today:
I have obviously made a mistake, and I appreciate @bace-jeleren for correcting me. I would also like to apologize to @bacejelerenvorthos for misattributing the source of this cool new blog.
I have been interacting with @BaceJeleren on Twitter for months now without realizing these were two separate people.
