youthincare:

taliabobalia:

gynandromorph:

there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot

Ň̸̨͇͓͔̮̠̩̝̒͋̇̂̎͘Ȍ̵͚̻̝̗̝̆͘ ̸̧̘̮͕̯̟͆̀̆̔́͑͋S̶̜̘͉̒̈͝Ļ̸̡͚͙͕̭̈̆͗͒̌͠͝Ẹ̴̤̜̥͈̻͓̉̅͛̈́͗̈́́Ȇ̵͚̠̮̩̘̥̣̾ͅP̸̨̨̺̠͓̖̩̠̏ ̶͇̬̔ͅI̷̢͕̭̤͉͖͓̓͊̓̆̄̐̉N̸͈͇̾͐̈́̔̕ ̷̙̤̱͍͇͍͚̅̊͂̎̀͘C̴̼͍̘̤̣̖̐Ā̶̢̭͖̯̿P̷͖̠̫̤̍̈́̑̅̿I̴̧̻̻̅͂T̶̰̮̈́͌̚Á̴̡̡̛̞͓̾̂̉͋̄͘L̵̛̪̝̓̀̉̎͊̋I̶̢̢̼̱͇̟͆͒̒͜S̴̡̰͔͈̱̬̬͇͌̂͑̈́͘Ṃ̷͖̑̓͌

[ text says, “no sleep in capitalism.” ] 

systlin:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

followthebluebell:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

listen, buddy

the way this world is going, i will happily jump into a glowing portal and get abducted by the fae

you know what that’s fair

You’re talking like I wouldn’t ALREADY have jumped through the first glowing portal I found.