i love how we’ve come full circle and are making unironic cat memes again like we did in the early 2000s. they are just the absolute highest form of humor and anyone who says otherwise is a snob
a grown man: haha I’m such a baby I don’t know how to take care of myself because women, including my mother, have wasted decades of their precious lives and time and energy doing everything for me and now I’m a lazy pathetic unfeeling shithead. it’s so sweet that I don’t know how to chop an onion or use fabric conditioner haha awh I need a girlfriend to look after me
good shit: when a character with a reputation for being selfish and uncaring gets injured while doing something to protect others
good shit: when they pretend they’re not injured and did nothing to protect anyone, because they want to keep up that selfish reputation
good shit:when the characters they were protecting only find out about any of this when the character collapses from the injuries they’re trying to hide
It’s so weird to see people actually accepting the “corporations are people” thing.
Like people saying things like “Pepsi feels bad and apologized”. Pepsi doesn’t “feel” anything, it’s an organization that attempts to make money by selling a product of the same name.
And the Denny’s-style blogs and twitter outlets where “Wendy’s” has a “sassy personality” and picks fights with the other fast food twitters serve to further this illusion. This whole act is being projected by an entire marketing team whose job is to make you think nice thoughts about the product so you’ll buy more.
They aren’t real. It’s all illusion and it’s leading people to think that they are hurting real people when they criticize or resist corporate action.
not to be a fandom person but this is 100% merle highchurch
He’s h e re
[Start ID: a photo of an old man with long white hair and a white beard carrying a goat wearing a pink T-shirt, purple shorts, blue fanny pack and socks with sandals as he sips from a white Styrofoam cup.
The second photo shows fanart of Merle high-church from The Adventure Zone looking the exact same way, except he’s carrying the extreme teen Bible and he says: “ you kids have some time to talk about pan?”
