elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

This is your thanksgiving reminder that you don’t need to “work off” anything and food and exercise are not a checkbook you need to balance. I don’t wanna see SHIT about “working off that meal” or “prepping for those pounds” that’s not how your body works!!!!!!!

You wanna exercise because it makes you feel good? Great! You want to eat only a little bit or a lot because it’s a holiday? Great! No need to guilt yourself into “making up” for your food choices.

Icarly was fucking terrifying

thenixkat:

phony-time-traveler:

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?

raindancejodi:

post–grad:

i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

A sentence that starts with “i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s)” has to work really hard to make the end of that sentence equally as amazing and by god you’ve done it

ABSOLUTE WARNING, REBLOG THIS ASAP.

yordleassault:

yordleassault:

strawberryoverlord:

chibigingi:

ryuokowolf:

zandolaf:

this is a bit of an emergency
BAD NEWS AHEAD
If you use Tumblr, backup your stuff right now and make a post redirecting your followers to another account, Twitter or something like that
Apple removed Tumblr from the App Store because their porn bot problem got too big, and they don’t allow explicit NSFW apps
Tumblr, like the galaxy-brained geniuses they are, are going on a spree and deleting lots of NSFW blogs
Even famous artists like cutesexyrobots and eigaka got their blogs purged, so ACT QUICK

@eemamminy

Blogs arent getting deleted on purpose and yall need to stop starting mass panick literally right now cause its annoying

So hey. Try spreading this to your purged friends.

Tell them to contact tumblr.

And get their blogs back.