have you ever thought about how in the versions of the spider-man canon where Peter’s web shooting is accomplished by technology rather than being an actual superpower that means he really just….could have…very easily not done that. like he could have had any weapon. he could have had weapons he didn’t have to invent himself and build from scratch. but they wouldn’t have been spider-themed so he just. he did that. for the Aesthetic.
Peter saw he got bit by a spider and decided to die on that rock
i just saw a post of ‘crunchy plant inspired baby names’ and i wanted to share it with you for character names but then tumblr mobile glitched and. and i lost it. im so sorry. i have let you all down
is this it?
thank you kind soul, now you can all make your characters crunchy. like god intended
brie larson posting photoshopped avengers posters where they’re smiling like they’ve been possessed by a demon after salty fanboys said she didn’t smile enough in the captain marvel trailer is exactly the level of petty i someday hope to achieve