Encountering the new mystery Pokemon in Pokemon Go
god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight
so, a vampire?
i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood
Is it your blood?
it is blood, yes
Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?
it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood
Aphrodite loves trans men, trans women, and nonbinary people pass it on
There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.
Here it is:
No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.
No one.
This is so in character though. How many superheroes could do something like this and have it be so in character?
Tony Stark wouldn’t even be able to be this deadpan in his suit.
Imagine Peter finding out Ant-Man can actually control ants and feeling so goddamn robbed
so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?
okay so
i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can
chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well
so, here’s what i’m thinking:
zombie apocalypse?
all-denim outfit.
the anti-zombie juniform
even in a zombie apocalypse you’re not catching me wearing a double denim
The true apocalypse would be those fashion choices.
just saying….
