amusedAnarchist

earendil-was-a-mariner:

I love that the Nazgul don’t attack the party on Weathertop until Aragorn is done telling the tale of Beren and Luthien because it paints a picture of the Nazgul sitting and listening transfixed to the story like the Hobbits. 

moonlandingwasfaked:

abbleremorse:

h0tbobby698240216433122y5164231:

queertcc:

h0tbobby698240216433122y5164231:

*looks up from making a post and ive found myself on a football field in the middle of a big game* what da… *gets passed the ball* Oh f

ur unfunny stop trying to be an abstract tumblr funnyman tm do something like… original for once in ur life

Sorry. sorry

eevee-nicks:

billprideauxs:

lesbianshepard:

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

Also “I said fuck this shit and became a lesbian and started practicing witchcraft” but also feel kind of bad about it.

alittlecheesy:

youjokebut:

gamer: did you play this game as a kid

me: no

gamer: i must be way older than u

me: actually i was just poor

Thank you for this

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point

faerie: for your service, I will grant you one boon

me: cool can it be the power to grant boons

faerie, looking through the manual: uh,

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point

faerie: for your service, I will grant you one boon

me: cool can it be the power to grant boons

faerie, looking through the manual: uh,

klanced:

klanced:

no cops at pride just hunk

hunk leads the parade AND throws down if need be