how I’d imagine Dwight before the entity
Dwight: Here you go sir, a nice, hot cup of coffee!
Boss: This is cold.
Dwight: Nice cup of coffee.
Boss: It tastes horrible
Dwight: Cup of coffee
Boss: I’m not even sure this is coffee…
Dwight, crying: cup.
Small outfit roster for Valentine. Green is for casual/safe situations such as being in his ship or demilitarized zones/safe zones. Orange is medium/low risk wear, where the potential for trouble is moderate to minimum. Red is for work/high risk situations, such as when he’s doing a hit or fulfilling a work contract.
A 2 part request, as they were supposed to be in one but I ran out of room.
Kirin!Hanzo and Unicorn!Jesse playing around. Requested by @bluandorange
somewhere in the entity
Wraith, wearing sunglasses: We all die you either kill your self or get killed.
Michael: *banging wall to the beat*
Wraith dancing on Azarov’s corpse: watchu gonna do…watchu gonna do
David: Hey Fairfield, you think the killer would notice if I started banging these pots and pants together? I’m asking for a friend.
Dwight: wh…what?! Y-yes! Who would even-
Jake: do it
Dwight: NO!
Quentin: *banging pots and pans* I AINT GOT NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y’ALL! Y’ALL AINT NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE A ME.
David calling Dwight “Fairfield” is my new religion
Me and the wife were talking about Michael’s best friend being the Wraith cause they’re both sneaky boys and… this was born.
BEST BOYS BEST BOYS BEST BOYS BEST BOYS BEST
David: Dwight and I don’t have pet names for each other.
Jake: Uh-huh… Hey, you know what bees make, right?
David: Honey?
Dwight: *calls out* Yes David?
Jake: Don’t ever lie to my face again.
i mean yeah
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