What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10% extra, then only new people who don’t know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it.
Did… did you just write an algorithm for human behavior? Because that is exactly what I would expect from a robot appreciation Tumblr.
self care is watching those all gameplay & cutscenes videogame compilations on youtube in order to simulate the experience of playing games you dont have the money for
me, sitting down to watch 6-8 full hours of fun content while someone infinitely better than me at videogames handles all the hard parts:
Here’s an update on the Camp Fire happening in Butte County in Northern California:
1. The fire grew from 70,000 to 90,000 acres and is still only 5% contained. It is now the most destructive fire in California’s history
2. So far there have been 9 confirmed fatalities. 5 of these people died in their cars while trying to evacuate
3. The last incident report I saw said that the fire isn’t expected to be contained until 11/30/2018 but this information might have changed by now
4. A total of 6,713 buildings have been confirmed to be destroyed (6,453 of which were residential buildings, 206 were commercial buildings)
5. A text to donate has been set up by United Way to help with recovery efforts. Text “buttefire” to 91999
6. All school in Butte County is cancelled for the next week
7. The air quality in Chico is extremely bad right now so please stay inside as much as possible and keep your pets inside if you can
The Honey Run Covered Bridge (built in 1886) has been destroyed and is no longer standing. This is really sad news to me because I used to go there as a kid growing up and I’ve spent a lot of time there with my friends as well. It was a historic Chico landmark loved by so many people
Here’s a satellite picture of the fire showing how far the smoke has traveled
Here’s some additional information if anyone living in Chico or Butte County wants to volunteer. There’s also some information on evacuee shelters and animal shelters or if anyone is searching for a missing person.
Please do. An entire town was just wiped off the face of the map and not enough people know about it
A lot of my husband’s family are homeless/displaced because of evacuations/their house burned down to the point we are housing my brother and sister in law
Because every waking moment of their lives is spent on social media interacting with peers who are similarly cut off from the rest of the world.
Commercials I saw constantly for the past 6 weeks:
Swing District #1:
Democrat: Here is my extensive resume of policy work around manufacturing, including the time I literally saved the specific jobs of thousands of people in this district, making me exceptionally qualified to represent a community where many people work in advanced manufacturing.
Republican: LOL. This loser lives at her parents house. Here’s an inexplicable dig at people who work in food service industry also please don’t notice that I’m an heiress who is literally using my parent’s money to make this commercial.
Swing District #2:
Democrat: Here’s my extensive policy resume combined with a touching personal story about my commitment to protecting the ACA.
Republican: *scary music with black and white footage* My opponent is Antifa! She’s one of THEM!!! THEY are coming for you!!!
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