sonnabug:

storybookplotholes:

idontwearshirts:

the-defiant-pupil:

franksars:

Wow. I’ve never thought about this before.

…why are you watching a youtube video when in a time of crisis? Either you have the knowledge already or you call for emergencies. Also, ads are there so people can make money off of their content. They’re not designed to be watched right that instant of emergency but to inform you so you’re prepared. My god.

Everyone in the notes supporting this better have fun searching for the video after waiting for their laptop to load before opening up the YouTube site while whoever they’re searching it for is dying

It’s almost like we don’t have phones that are readily available to load a YouTube video.

(Most) 911 dispatchers are trained to give you cpr instructions on the phone. Cpr is worth looking up if you have no idea what to do.

“Either you have the knowledge already or you call for emergencies”

No??? Both??? You call AND you try resuccitative efforts? Which civilians can 100% do??????

Like you understand it takes us time to dispatch go in route drive to the location and then get in the scene right? All that time could be spent with cpr in progress instead of just nothing and the 10 seconds it takes to look it up is much faster than however long it takes us to get to you…

Yeah you should look some stuff up before hand to be prepared and the heimlich and cpr are good to know but like??? Also its okay to look it up?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

asymbina:

ayellowbirds:

chasekip:

Honestly love how much thought was put into each and every pokemons walking animation

From slower pokemon like Slowpoke getting left behind to Porygon glitching out as it hovers along they all look exactly how I imagined them as a kid.

Say what you want about the game as a whole but I think we can all agree that following pokemon is great and deserves to be in every game

Ekans is so LONG! ♥♥♥

MANY FRIENDS

<3_<3

THIS IS SO GOOD

and makes me so happy

When I play this game it feels like my little Pokemon friends are hanging out with me and sharing the adventure…

this would 100% be me as a Pokemon trainer if they existed in our world btw…I wouldn’t want to keep them in a Pokeball I’d just have them following me around as we adventured

Don’t run so fast with Slowpoke tho…they are a very chill friend, walk slow enough that they can keep up so they don’t get worried ❤

I would definitely feel bad if I had slowpoke out ;-;

“Gonna walk carefully and cherish this friend”

glitterfeyrac:

glitterfeyrac:

i swear to god i’m the biggest michael buble xmas album stan but there is nothing more insulting than “santa buddy,,,, i’ll wait up for you DUDE” and even more ridiculously so— he changed the line “a 64′ convertible too, light blue” to “a 65′ convertible too, steel blue” like…………………….we get it…………………….ur straight……………….ur a MAN…………………………. we g

#say you want to fuck santa you COWARD

tinygaymoms:

speedwag:

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HIS TONGUE !!!!!!!!!