When I die, bury me with a headstone etched with cryptic text that HEAVILY implies my grave is cursed or that I’m a vampire. Just to give future generations something to have fun with, you know?
this would guarantee that goth kids would chill on my grave and write shitty poetry and punk lyrics about me and that is exactly what I want
Headcanon: Before Ba Sing Se was built, the eastern and western tribes of the southern Earth continent were competing with each other over the north.
They unified into two rival confederations that were about to go to war. Each of them amassed a giant fleet of ships that were heading to collide in the bottleneck in the middle of the great lake.
Thousands would’ve died if it weren’t for the Avatar, who erected a massive wall of earth in the middle of the lake while in the Avatar State, blocking the two fleets from engaging one another. Thus creating the Serpent’s Pass.
Under the guidance of the Avatar, the two groups united into one and decided to settle the land that would become Ba Sing Se together.
Happy Pride Month Eleanor Roosevelt was queer, the Little Mermaid is a gay love story, James Dean liked men, Emily Dickinson was a lesbian, Nikola Tesla was asexual, Freddie Mercury was bisexual & British Indian, and black trans women pioneered the gay rights movement.
Florence Nightingale was a lesbian, Leonardo da Vinci was gay, Michelangelo too, Jane Austen liked women, Hatshepsut was not cisgender, and Alexander the Great was a power bottom
Freddie Mercury is well known for his attraction to men but was also linked to several women, including Barbara Valentin whom he lived with shortly before he died. Friends have talked about being invited into their bed and walking in on them having sex (documentary Freddie Mercury: The Great Pretender)
Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera are two of the best-known activists who fought in the Stonewall riots
Say, Thanos, I recall you telling your adopted space daughter (who you routinely abused, by the way) that her home planet of Zehoberei was now thriving because you killed half its population – including her birth mother – because ‘balance was restored’.
Do you know what I think about that?
I think it’s nothing more than a
BIG
FAT
LIE!!!
So apparently her planet prospered to the point everyone spontaneously died? Troll-logic yourself out of that one, you insane oversized prune.
Welll… TECHNICALLY he would point out that
No one is starving on that world
The crime rate is reduced to zero
The economy is very stable.
Pollution is no longer a problem.
It’s all in the spin….
i mean, as the last survivor has twelve counts of murder, in actuality the crime rate is 100%, so- how’s it going, thanos
Bones healing stronger after they break is like when your mom does a double knot when trying your shoes. Your body is like “there. Because you’re a clumsy fuck.”
conclusion: break all ur bones so ur twice as strong
