– Depression nap at noon
– “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao”
– sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay
– sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay
– DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
– “Is it free?”
– “will there be free food?”
– profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas
– profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised
– *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y’all want some milk duds”
– a second Depression nap
– finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot
– seriously why has no one else found this spot
– accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor
– Hammock Squad™
– witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester
– IHOP at 2am with the squad
– having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week
– the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog
– The Weed Smell
– The First Crossfaded Experience
– everyone’s gay
– that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y’all are fuckin but in reality y’all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit
Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain
Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs – so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source
This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together.
Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.
This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.
Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.
I don’t know if this is weird or not, but I totes read Mulan as a trans woman! I tend to read all “women who pretend to be men” stories as very similar to my experience. In contrast, I’ve never imagined that a character presented to the audience as male was actually a trans woman.
a slice-of-life series about a bunch of modern witches sharing an apartment together
Even more?
Have it be a bunch of Millennial witches, and have the series open with them getting a new roommate: a fresh-faced, peppy, enthusiastic Millennial-Gen Z cusp baby witch who, like all baby witches, has so many Expectations about others’ magic.
And all of the older, Millennial witches are just So Over that kind of thing, and their new roommate just keeps trying, bless their little heart.
“Are you guys a coven????”
“Nah, we’re actually all solitary practitioners. I mean, we’ll boost each others wards and we’ve got a bunch of apartment crystals that anyone can use, but for the most part, we do our own shit.”
[sees one roommate adding nutmeg and cinnamon to the curry she’s making] “Ooh, what are the correspondences of those??“
“They… taste good?”
“Is this cat someone’s familiar?”
“Actually, he was my brother’s cat and his wife wanted to get rid of him, so I took him in rather than let him go to the shelter.”
Another roommate chimes in with “He’s actually kind of an asshole. Keeps laying down in the middle of my grids and pushing my quartz out of place.”
Peppy fresh-faced roommate comes into the living room where everyone else is on their laptop or phone: “It’s the full moon tonight, witches!! Anyone have any plans?”
There’s a resounding chorus of “Shit, that’s tonight?”, followed by a group “Eh, oh well”, and everyone going back to their devices.
They see a beautiful arrangement of crystals and candles on the coffee table and figure it’s some kind of apartment altar, so they bring all their tools out and try to do some work there, and someone is like “nah dude, it’s just there for the Witchesthetic™”
They’re trying to laugh off the “apartment altar” incident, so when they see another roommate has a shelf with some POP figurines and candles on it, they go “Let me guess, that’s your altar to Thor and Heimdall?”
“Uh… yeah?”
PLOT TWIST
Just when Peppy, Fresh-Faced Roommate is beginning to get discouraged by how decidedly undedicated their roommates appear to be to their crafts, they witness each one casually doing Real Magic over the span of a few weeks.
Directing beams of visible light with a wand. Having an actual conversation with the asshole cat in the garden one morning. Literally having plants grow towards their hand. Levitating small objects towards themselves so they don’t have to get up to grab them. Drawing a quick sigil and having it sear brilliantly against the paper and disappear.
They confront the other roommates about it, and everyone is so baffled because “wait, we told you we were witches, you said you were a witch, is that not how it works for you?”
“Oh shit, I guess we gotta teach you how it works.”
Just so everyone knows, this proposal is GOP Gerrymandering.
Have yet to find a source but I’ve been informed the “California” shown here in yellow would be an 80% liberal majority, whereas North and South California are each about 55% conservative.
This is an effort to take the liberal powerhouse that is California and chop it up into more Republican senate seats.
HEY YEAH SO IF YOU’RE A CALIFORNIAN DO N O T LET THIS HAPPEN
