agripinaafalls:

dragon-in-a-fez:

what does facebook think my house looks like

Dope as fuck apparently

avoidantrunnerfive:

“i can’t go downstairs, there are people there” sounds like a completely logical statement until you try to explain it to someone who doesn’t have any kind of anxiety

12pups:

Gabriel, during a mission: “Jesse! Get your ass over here and do something!”

Jesse:

theseerofdoomisunaltered:

hello

its me

badoverwatchquotes:

Reaper: So, what’s it going to be, sullen silence or mean comment?

Sombra: Okay, you’ve got me in a box here.