Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.
He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift
By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.
“My name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to Bi.”
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hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!) whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.
y’all remember when I made the bold claim that chris evans and rob mcelhenney exuded the exact same energy?
The true magic of Harry Potter was the spell JK Rowling casted to convince us all to like her and take everything she shit out as gospel. 10 year old me devoted my life to that woman, current me would fight her in a Denny’s.
Ezekiel: bet I can write the weirdest angel fanfic you’ve ever read
John the Evangelist: hold my beer
went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned
but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone
is 9…………. post office closing time……. no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C
well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow
i mean what did i expect really
a package?
too unrealistic
amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today
omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name
she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea
mail is dumb
everything i do as an adult mirrors this comic
Jack off!
Bust a Nut! That’s right! We finally made our pistachio ice cream Nut-Free!
Beat that meat! Our new boca burgers now taste better than ever!
Stroke a fat cock! Our lovable pet roosters are big, fluffy, and ready to be adopted!
Take ya Dick out! Our mayor Richard Dickson will not be running another campaign!!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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