trans-giles:

trans-giles:

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

gatobob:

allsadnshit:

we are all in our early 20′s beating ourselves up for not having perfect beautiful apartments and wise carefully curated hobbies and self image! there is no rush!

I was in my early 20’s and had a beautiful apartment with curated hobbies – I rushed into marriage and a high paying job, both made me miserable. Now I’m almost 30, divorced, and in a small modest apartment with gross lame hobbies.

However, I no longer bite my nails, I sleep full restful nights, and my bald spot is growing hair again. My self worth is returning and I believe I am in a much better place.

THERE IS NO RUSH.

absolutely-walnuts:

grumpyolhousecat:

theresagooseinthemainframe:

Honestly if you’re female and you’re called for jury duty and during the elimination process you’re asked if you’ve ever had any adverse experience with a man (harrassment or rape or any other male violence) just fuckin lie and say no. Then vote that fucker guilty

Women survivors are barred from serving on a jury but rapists are not even questioned. There can be no doubt that this is a major reason rapists walk free. Men have never played fair. It is time for women to start beating them at their own game. Our lives depend on it.

^^^^^^^