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yourplayersaidwhat:

Paladin: Where the fuck am I?  (She fell into a cavern of some sort)

DM: Roll perception…

Paladin: *rolls nat 1*

DM: You have no clue.

Paladin: Where the fuck is everyone else?

DM: Um…perception.

Paladin: *rolls 2*

DM: You have no fucking clue.

snarthurt:

its always big dick energy this or power bottom energy that…. why dont we talk about renewable energy? hi, I’m Bill Nye,

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

the Komodo Dragon is the biggest, strongest, most dangerous apex predator that is physically incapable of looking at all threatening

i could conceivably be torn to pieces and eaten alive by these things and my last words would be “lmao” 

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size using deadly bacteria that grows on my fangs

hopefullygoodrpgideas:

Tieflings are capable of having grey skin, orange eyes, black hair and horns of a colour that’s not specified but definitely includes orange.
What you do with this infomation is up to you.

snowpoiint-city:

aximili-esgarrouth-isthil:

serebii.net is wild. it’s a relic. this dude has been running a pokemon news website continuously for damn near 20 years. who is he. how does he do it. what is his secret. how did he get so powerful. he terrifies me

reblogging this again because i found out today he started serebii when he was 13. imagine making a website dedicated to a game at 13 years old and it exploding enough to become the entire fandom’s main source of information

ttaakitz:

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

there are two types of pet owners:

1. my baby!!! my fucking cinammon apple!!!!!!!

2. naughty boy. ugly. stinky bastard man.

pet owners tag yourselves