alpha-dave-strider:

alpha dave going to a McDonald’s at 2am: full suit with crazy expensive watch. puts 400$ and also his tie and watch in the tip bucket.

alpha dave accepting a prestigious award: booty shorts that say juicy, tuxedo shirt, crocs & socks. talks for five minutes about his Minecraft YouTube channel and leaves the award on the podium

Some trans guy tips from your dad

nyamafriend:

seventhnight:

betterthansexthings:

thestrugglinwriter:

11dragonmaster:

fattyatomicmutant:

calebprior:

  • Don’t try that mascara/arm hair shit. I’ve been passing for more than a year with short, blond arm hair. It’s not an important secondary sex characteristic.
  • Board shorts (without pockets in the front) do wonders to minimize the width of your hips. Always choose board shorts over swim trunks. Choose them over cargo shorts if it’s appropriate.
  • Speak from your chest, never from your head.
  • The goal of binding should not be an entirely flat chest; you should bind for your body type.
  • GC2b makes the best binders out there, and their products are designed specifically for trans men/transmasculine people.
  • It might seem useless if you’re pre-T, but working out can be a big help for dysphoria.
  • Eyebrows are really important to passing pre-testosterone. Muss that shit up. Make them look unkempt.
  • When you ask for a haircut, make sure the edges in the back are squared, not rounded.
  • If you have peach fuzz, I would advise shaving it. Cis guys shed theirs when they go through puberty. Shaving can also help with facial hair dysphoria.
  • Don’t ever buy a binder from Amazon. They run in strange sizes (I was an XXL even though I’m a M in GC2b) and take weeks/months to come. It’s also difficult to breathe in them after a few hours.

@shyguyshiloh @kuchenkat

Spread the word, especially for the board shorts thing!!!!!! They do WONDERS for making hips appear slimmer!!!!!

@cloudstreamer

for my masculine children :-*

Adding a couple things. 

-Patience is a virtue you need to come to terms with. Even on T, things take time. My voice dropped immediately, but my cycle continued for 6 months. We’re all different. 

-In the summer, HYDRATE YOURSELF. A binder is an extra layer, and mine have always been very warm. 

-When its not too hot, layers are your friend. You’d be surprised what even simply an undershirt can do to smooth out your look. 

-You are going to get misgendered. This is a fact, and it sucks. Learn to politely correct people. Remember you might be the first (openly) trans person they meet, so be a good ambassador. 

-When you start T, your smell will change. You will sweat like you’ve never sweat before, and it WILL STINK. Adjust your bathing habits accordingly. 

*coughs in direction of my trans friendos*

theconcealedweapon:

People will honestly ask “Does that poor person deserve food?” but never ask “Does that CEO deserve ten cars, three houses, and two yachts?”

And before you respond with “the poor person is buying that food with someone else’s money”, the CEO bought those luxuries with money earned from other people’s hard work.

elodieunderglass:

excalculus:

elodieunderglass:

ayellowbirds:

marxferatu:

marxferatu:

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Fantastic Beast of Good Fortune, Shigemitsu Enrosai

reblog for good fortune

Also translated as “An Auspicious Beast” and alternatively titled “Twelve Precepts”, this mid-19th century woodblock print combines all twelve animals of the zodiac into a single creature, and would be a really sick basis for a fursona.

Good fortune!

As best as I can figure it breaks down like this:

so in a non-woodblock art style it would be something like

…I’m not sure how I feel about this one.

no no this is really good