starfruitspice:

lolol it absolutely doess

i like to think that “you always bother me” is how jack talks to everyone-

but its how rhys responds to him

marvelheaux:

LMFAOOOO💀💀💀

supergayhorses:

kimpossibooty:

God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16

This post has the exact same vibe and raw power as this tweet

memesandmagik:

lazyevaluationranch:

Here are four things that are very, very reassuring to find on land you’ve recently moved to. Definitely good signs.

1. Poorly concealed underground …. thing.

2. Small purple flowers twining around a skull. This species of flower does not seem to be present anywhere else on the property, and you’ve never seen it before. The skull is too large for a rabbit, too small for a deer.

3. Fallen signpost. No text remains.

4. T h e   d o o r

kimbergoat:

verycooltrash:

ceramicshoesforsalecantwear:

the problem with this site is bloggers will call a cask a barrel even if it doesnt hold a volume of one hundred sixty litres

most of you won’t reblog this!!!

hey op I have a cask.. in my basement… can you.. can you come verify the volume of this cask. I plan to put some fancy wine in it. don’t.. don’t ask questions.

just-shower-thoughts:

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip always feels like you are an unsupervised 8 year old who was given money.

sushinfood:

kathaynesart:

Total party wipe in my DnD game the other night. Damn op kittens.

The only time a TPK is desired.

doctorsweetheart:

fruitgushers:

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

i’m someone the church wants dead today

dovewithscales:

faythgoddess:

Y’all this cloud my uncle got a picture of today is wicked. 💀💀

That’s not a cloud.