Roxy: You use emojis like a straight person.
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“What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.”
— Harry Hart
John Mulaney everyone, but as Connor
this joke has obviously been made before but I’m making it again because I can
Well, I mean, Garfield does care
Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to show they love you
An often overlooked thing about Garfield is between the snark and schemes, he’s really a loving kitty
I guess these aren’t as memorable as the wackier strips
But Jon can always count on Garfield to make him smile when it really matters
And Garfield knows that Jon cares
I swear, my cat is the same way, the below picture is an accurate portrait of how it is to have a dog and cat the same time.
Theory accepted
wholesome
It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”
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