drebutnotthefamousone:

whitley-schneeze:

David: Hey Fairfield, you think the killer would notice if I started banging these pots and pants together? I’m asking for a friend.

Dwight: wh…what?! Y-yes! Who would even-

Jake: do it

Dwight: NO!

Quentin: *banging pots and pans* I AINT GOT NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y’ALL! Y’ALL AINT NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE A ME.

David calling Dwight “Fairfield” is my new religion