andhumanslovedstories:

I like to imagine Alistair, off doing whatever he’s doing after Origins if you don’t make him king while you’re running Vigil’s Keep, just being like, “hi I’m alistair I’m a grey warden my girlfriend is a grey warden too actually she’s THE grey warden, you know, the HERO or FERELDEN, she’s very beautiful and smart and tactical, she’s killed a lot of dragons, not just the one we had to kill, she sought out some extra dragons to kill, she always smells nice and she gave me this figurine, please look at it, anyway she can’t be here now, the queen gave her a castle so she’s off in charge of running her brand new castle, I got a raven from her the other day that said she loves me, do you want to read it”

And no one who meets him believes this guy has a real girlfriend