ruby-white-rabbit:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

africanaquarian:

sighinastorm:

This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness.  Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.

I’m always amazed by the amount of fucks geese refuse to give.

This is it, this is everything you need to know about geese in one video.

My aunt had a guard goose. It chased me down from the gate at her farm when I was little. It soon became too aggressive to stay there so they moved it to the river.

Now, our police academy is by the river and this fucking goose decided that the hill it would die on would be to claim the firing range as it’s property and would go after the officers that would go practice.

No one ever shot the goose but I hear many were tempted