The true dragon age inquisition experience no matter how many times you’ve played it already
- spending at least half an hour choosing your race/gender/class/speciality
- spending an hour actually making your inquisitor
- overexposured Leliana face (how did they get it that white)
- *herald ate a very sour lemon while running towards the bridge and fell*
- unnecessary loud bridge collapse
- “the magic here is unlike any i’ve seen” r u sure about that Solas
- i just want to secure some horses to the inquisition and need to kill the wolves i don’t wanna deal with that level million rift
- find a passage to the wolf cave from the witchwood and realize your life is lie
- I JUST WANT TO GET THE FINAL CAMP ON THE HILL AND THERE’S THREE BEARS
- “we just opened them up, with äxes”
- why are you greatly disapproving me i’m right mages should be free
- “i can’t come in unless you open” aw cole
- *montage to killing templars and failing to save anyone in haven because you have a bad eyesight and didn’t notice the woman under all the planks*
- “wow i didn’t remember corypheus was that tall”
- *causes and avalanche that busies all of Haven* they did that
- unnecassarily long slow walk through the snow
- the legend says once you gain the quest “to lure a dragon” all quillbacks and phoenixes disappear from the world in matter of milliseconds
- where ht e F u CK IS THE LAST TRAP
- HOW THE FUCK IS CLAREL STILL ALIVE W HT A THE FCKU
- the fact that you can’t accidentally walk in a dragon fight
- except the one in crestwood please i just want to seal the rift
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